Happy Something

Unboxing my egg: a weird surprise.

You look at your egg, cows everywhere, you like cows. You shake it, it says “muu”. Then you open it, this egg has a cow pattern.
Wow, you might think.

But then you split it in two halves to get the surprise and what is that? A SEAL! A damn SEAL! Not Navy’s ones, a toy seal. Don’t laugh, I know I’m not funny, but I got scammed.

At least, the mechanics inside make it move in a charming way, i could stare at it for hours.